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Natsuno Yuuki-Koide
β¨ Deserted the Foundation for a multiuniverse road trip with Anon.
β¨ Uses Watanuki's Shop as a base.
β¨ Can be reached via txt between trips, msgs may be left while out exploring.
β¨ Up for hanami, sake, and being a jinrou-demon edgelord when at Watanuki's.
Other: Souvenir, pics and all other requests may be left below.
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[TXT] [SHOP]
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The response comes out pretty quickly.]
I do. What of it?
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...it actually takes about an hour for Natsuno to respond because he probably placed his phone down again and got distracted in some shape or form, but in his terms the response is fast! ]
When we were at the waterpark I noticed you were good at something that I'm not.
Do you teach? I don't have Β₯ but I can get pretty much anything. [ Elaborations are also overrated. ]
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But more perplexing than that is the idea that he's being asked for lessons in... something. He's hardly what most people would consider a role model, and he's only really met Natsuno once, so this is completely out of left field from his perspective.]
I don't, and I can't fathom why you would be asking me in the first place, especially without specifying what it is you even want me to teach.
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You're the only one I've seen, that's why. And you seemed straightforward.
2/3 i lied
I can't grow anymore because I'm a jinrou and it's stupid.
3/3 done
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huh.]
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...You really are a child, aren't you.
But unfortunately, I doubt I would be of much help on this matter. It's not as if I visited a shop and purchased these anyway.
[and you ain't borrowing his for practice dude]
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I'm sixteen. [ He just totally figured out how to bold for emphasis. ]
You had them made? Guess that makes sense...
[ ............................................... ]
What if I found a pair on my own?
[ He really hates asking for things, and asking for this is augh but he has priorities and why the hell is everyone who's important to him so freakin tall besides the literal hedgehog. Swallowing his pride for the benefit of his pride is just his latest expedition into gluttony and vore. ]
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And yet, you're still young enough to be concerned about your height.
Close enough. ['archangel shit' is more like it, but meh, who needs explanations!!]
...Are you really that determined?
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Yeah, I am.
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There are more important things to worry about than one's own appearance.
[There's a pause before the next response comes in.]
I don't understand your priorities, so don't come running along expecting any formal lessons. [But he will be around the shop, and it's not as if he makes himself too hard to find, especially when he's out making coffee.]
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I'm not interested in structured lessons or school so that's fine. What do you want, coffee?
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But coffee, huh...]
...I don't need anything. It's not as if I would be doing much anyway.
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I'm not going to tell you "I insist" or whatever. But it's like a trade, right? I told Kimihiro the same thing when I was his furniture.
Not like it costs me anything anyway.
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I don't know what you mean by 'furniture', but we don't have that sort of relationship, so you needn't bother. Like I said, it's not like I'd be doing enough to merit compensation.
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[ Here's where he would hnn but text...a long silence substitutes instead. ]
Fine. But they'll be extra coffee in the shop because I can't keep bringing back Ozaki cigarettes.
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I have time. But that may be a conversation best had in person.
[There's a short pause here as well.]
I'll keep that in mind.
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Yeah, it would be. Over sake. Or coffee with liquor.
Next time we're back at the shop, then.
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[He don't need no alcohol to deal with hearing about weird shit, it's fine. Also damn this whole text thing because ordinarily he would just nod and walk away at this point. But now he needs some kind of closer...]
Fine.
[nailed it]