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Ι΄α΄€α΄›sα΄œΙ΄α΄β€‹ γ€Œ 小出」 ([personal profile] sotoshini) wrote2019-05-28 10:02 pm

SCP CMO

Natsuno Yuuki-Koide
⨂ Deserted the Foundation for a multiuniverse road trip with Anon.

⨂ Uses Watanuki's Shop as a base.
⨂ Can be reached via txt between trips, msgs may be left while out exploring.
⨂ Up for hanami, sake, and being a jinrou-demon edgelord when at Watanuki's.

Other: Souvenir, pics and all other requests may be left below.

πŸ“§ 🏠
[TXT] [SHOP]
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Psh, introductions. In Sandalphon's mind, they're just a suggestion 90% of the time anyways, it's fine. That, and usernames help when it comes to telling him just who the heck is texting him, so it's not like he has a reason to throw a fit here.

The response comes out pretty quickly.]


I do. What of it?
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Kids these days, leaving their texts hanging even though they started the convo!! Not that he really knows much about text etiquette at all tbh, but he does frown from where he is when he gets the response.

But more perplexing than that is the idea that he's being asked for lessons in... something. He's hardly what most people would consider a role model, and he's only really met Natsuno once, so this is completely out of left field from his perspective.]


I don't, and I can't fathom why you would be asking me in the first place, especially without specifying what it is you even want me to teach.
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[............




huh.]
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, he didn't expect to be asked about his boots of all things, so give him a moment to parse what the heck he's looking at here. is this what he is now? archangel of heels?? archangel of footwear recommendations??]

...You really are a child, aren't you.

But unfortunately, I doubt I would be of much help on this matter. It's not as if I visited a shop and purchased these anyway.

[and you ain't borrowing his for practice dude]
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[rip his reputation. Supreme Primarch? What's that??]

And yet, you're still young enough to be concerned about your height.

Close enough.
['archangel shit' is more like it, but meh, who needs explanations!!]

...Are you really that determined?
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's half-tempted to agree about it being stupid but for entirely different reasons oops. But he'll manage to exhibit some form of tact here, although not without making his position on this clear.]

There are more important things to worry about than one's own appearance.

[There's a pause before the next response comes in.]

I don't understand your priorities, so don't come running along expecting any formal lessons. [But he will be around the shop, and it's not as if he makes himself too hard to find, especially when he's out making coffee.]
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-11 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[If they were talking in person, this would be where he tosses in a dismissive 'hmph', but he's not going to type that out so Natsuno is spared the usual dismissiveness, at least somewhat.

But coffee, huh...]


...I don't need anything. It's not as if I would be doing much anyway.
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Truly, their conversations will be a wonder to behold!!]

I don't know what you mean by 'furniture', but we don't have that sort of relationship, so you needn't bother. Like I said, it's not like I'd be doing enough to merit compensation.
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-15 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. That is absolutely setting the bar in hell as far as he's concerned, but then again he's not sure how literal the furniture part is. Life as a ghost chair would be ridiculous indeed.]

I have time. But that may be a conversation best had in person.

[There's a short pause here as well.]

I'll keep that in mind.
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[personal profile] merirut 2019-09-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Just coffee would suffice for me.

[He don't need no alcohol to deal with hearing about weird shit, it's fine. Also damn this whole text thing because ordinarily he would just nod and walk away at this point. But now he needs some kind of closer...]

Fine.

[nailed it]